I’m the clean-eating carnivore behind Unboring Your Meat. I like my meat all-natural, flavor-packed and definitely not boring. It seems like all the marinade options out there suck.

Store-bought marinades? Garbage. Most taste like someone bottled regret and called it “Bold Smoked Hickory.” Some have decent flavor but only thanks to chemicals that'd clean up a gruesome crime scene pretty well.

Homemade marinades? Complicated. Every recipe is like, “Take 47 spices you don’t own and can't buy, zest an organic lemon grown by monks, and whisk for 8 hours.” By the time you’re finished, the family has left you and the raw chicken is rotting.

I've spent years perfecting my own spice blends for marinades that make meat taste stupid good. They’re clean, easy and quick enough for a Tuesday night when you’re one passive-aggressive email away from quitting your job.

So now I'm selling the spice blends to you on this website. Think of them as your cheat code for making ridiculously good marinades in 30 seconds. No junk, no hassle, no boring.